Friday, October 30, 2009

Dear NYPL,

I love you. You saved me oodles of money this past year and provided hours of entertainment on subway rides to and from work. I love that I do not need to buy books that will simply clutter my apartment and empty my wallet.


Thank you for all the fictional books, new release DVDs and workout videos that you let me borrow and enjoy. I will strive to maintain your trust by returning items by the date on my checkout receipt.


Thank you.

Love,

Reserve Shelf # Christ 4627


P.S. Now, if you could please acquire a drop off box for the Columbus Branch. I do not enjoy waiting in line to bring back the items you let me borrow.