Things you should not put on your front lawn:
- Chair (not a chair, just Chair)
How you can tell you've been abducted by aliens:
- No bones
- Everything is green
Things that make people jealous:
- Round eyes
Things that make you lose your appetite:
- Roach infested dishes
- Rotten garbage
Things that are wild:
- Rice
Things you should not say to your soldiers before they go into battle:
- Every man for himself
- Break a leg
So, invite us over to party and we will bring the fun.